It’s nearly 1am Fresh crinkly diaper on Tucked in to my bed by my nanny Tomorrow awaits a surely swell day on Overwatch Today I reached top 0.1% of Tools fanbase on Spotify I’ve won at life Pog

Please keep those types of jokes and comments OFF OF THIS FORUM! I come here to see funny jokes about the scene and music and to talk about listening to tool in my diaper Do NOT make that joke again BUD

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One time in high school I played a prank on my friend. I went door-to-door in my dad’s suit. Sold landscaping to three or four houses on the same block. Charged them 100 bucks each. Then I paid my friend to do all four houses for 200 bucks. Really got him good #capitalism #laborexploitation

Ok so first you buy a power washer Do 4 driveways a day at $250 each $1,000 a day ez money 8 weeks doing that and you make $40,000 Use that money to buy another truck and another power washer Hire another guy and pay him $200 per drive way use the $50 to cover insurances He’s making good money so he’ll work hard 1 year doing this and you own 6 vans and have 6 employees Boom money Buy my course

I saw her today at the reception A glass of wine in her hand I knew she would meet her connection At her feet was her footloose man No, you can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometime you'll find You get what you need I saw her today at the reception A glass of wine in her hand I knew she was gonna meet her connection At her feet was her footloose man You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes, well, you might find You get what you need Ah, yeah Oh And I went down to the demonstration To get my fair share of abuse Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration If we don't we're gonna blow a fifty-amp fuse" Sing it to me, honey You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes, well, you just might find You get what you need Ah baby, yeah Ah I went down to the Chelsea drugstore To get your prescription filled I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy And, man, did he look pretty ill We decided that we would have a soda My favorite flavor, cherry red I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead" I said to him You can't always get what you want, well no You can't always get what you want. I tell you, baby You can't always get what you want, no But if you try sometimes you just might find, uh, mm You get what you need, oh yeah, woo! Ah, woo! You get what you need, yeah, oh baby Ah yeah I saw her today at the reception In her glass was a bleeding man She was practiced at the art of deception Well, I could tell by her blood-stained hands, sing it You can't always get what you want, yeah You can't always get what you want, ooh yeah, child You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you just might find You just might find You get what you need, ah yeah Ah baby, woo! Ah, you can't always get what you want, no, no, baby You can't always get what you want, you can't now, now You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you just might find You just might find that you You get what you need, oh yeah Ah yeah, do that

Listen to that song by the Rolling Stones I think you will relate

Figures….. I try to do something nice but….. I just can’t seem to get what I want……

Hey kathleenannrowe I think I’m good maybe go hit on another straight guy because I’m not interested

Hey prank guy wanna be my scene drama hotline gf? If you say yes I offer loose fruit loops from my hoodie pocket. Think of it. You’ll never have to pay for fruit loops again. When I’m by your side. And you can reach into my pocket whenever you’re hungry. Please send me bathroom selfies and $7 to @kathleenannrowe on the Facebook “insta”. And I will be your scene drama hotline bf.

I remember one time I told my friend that the gay kid in class had a crush on him he asked the guy and he denied it my friend still made an advance without consent they ended up having gay sex on his dad's sofa he got caught and the guy exposed his micro-penis on snapchat really pranked him good

when I was in 10th grade in 2019 I pulled a prank on my friend me and a bunch of other friends got piss drunk and started partying at Brae's house my friend wasn't invited in 2021 I watched one of those retirement home buses hit one of it's residents we all got piss drunk and I had a bottle of GHB laying around one of my friends at the party drank a bunch of it and passed out we really got him good

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Who wanna be my gf on the scene drama hotline

Looking for a scene drama hotline gf Who wanna be my scene drama hotline gf? Please send all inquiries to @kathleenannrowe on “Insta”