Story time, Beefus Brain introduced me to sonic sexuality in his trailer. Okay so to set the stage, I was going to see BOZ and Merch Girl #imjustamurchgirl with a couple friends from a different high school and we were all really stoked. My older sister bought each of us two beat boxes, one for the ride and one for the show so that was awesome. and so yeah i was practically lit by the time the first band started. beefus was chatting me up by my second beat box. i thought he was chill. he was really excited to be playing with his two best buds in BOZ and i thought that was so sweet. the show was pretty cool, i was moshing my fucking ass off the whole time and after the last band played i was chilling with beefus again. he invited me back to his trailer and things were going normal. then he asked if i has ever heard of energy. and i was like duh of course. and he put on this devilish smile. he plucked a tool vinyl from the floor and dusted the psychedelic cover. i was intrigued because i had never seen something so trippy. we were smoking loud at this point, i forgot to mention. he started to spin the vinyl and the love of the universe poured through the speakers. then he began to cultivate his orb. spinning his hands around like a small sphere was slowly pulsating with the groove of the vinyl. bigger and bigger it got until he focused a blast of psychic sexuality into my chakra. i felt one with beefus, even though he was feet away. and i felt one with the universe, having opened my eyes for the first time. peace. i finally felt at peace. yeah let's just say that was cool. thank you beefus. i would love to talk to you again. just our one night was nay enough for me

我走进Trolley Pub时，那里已经充满了PBR的酒气——又挤又吵，地板黏糊糊地发出声音，带着一种很具体的预感：你可能会后悔来这，但现在还不是时候。 我是为了看Black Velvet Revival来的，这是一支本地摇滚乐队，以戏剧化的风格、皮革造型，还有那位主唱而出名——他看起来就像猫王，如果猫王是个有闪粉预算、完全没有羞耻心的妖娆男孩。他穿着紧身黑亮片衣服登上舞台，头发梳得高高的，眼线像个会读诗的浣熊。 音乐？太棒了。大声、粗野、迷人。 我一边喝啤酒一边甩头，正沉浸其中，这时主唱跳下了舞台，像穿着皮革的弥赛亚一样走进人群。当他走到我身边时，他停顿了一下——汗流撧嘴，咧嘴一笑——然后把手滑到我的腰上。然后降低。然后更低。我愣住了。我喝得醺醺的，以至于登记了一些不恰当的享受——就像，是的，感觉很好 “this is probably a red flag but also my ex never touched me like this” 一种方式——但足够清醒，可以意识到呃，不，先生。我退后一步，说了一些类似的话：“好吧，放松，拉斯维加斯。 我又待了一首歌，一方面是想看看他会不会去骚扰整个邮政编码区域的人，另一方面是因为那段吉他独奏确实很燃。但在那之后我就溜了。那种氛围破了，不是那种“酷酷的朋克破碎”，而是“被人乱摸过后整个人清醒了”。我不是来这儿被闪亮猫王上下其手的，我是来听摇滚乐的。下次我打算站在音响师旁边——他们通常累得没精力乱摸人。

a birdie's gonna perch up on that mouth if ya keep on poking out that lip

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek Beware Stay out I think he's in here. All right. Lets get it! Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah. He'll groan into your bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse. They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. They'll chew your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it's quite good on toast. Back, back beast, back! I warned you! Right. This is the part, where you run away. Yeah! And stay out. Wanted. Fairytale creatures. Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that. Your fine days are over. -25 pieces of silver for the witch. Next. -Come on. Sit down there! And be quiet! This cage is so small. You wouldn't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please, give me another chance. Oh, shut up! Next. What do we got? This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. No! Please, don't let them do it! Next. What do you got? Well, I've got a talking donkey! Right. Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead fella. Well? He's just a li..., just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. You boneheaded donkey! That's it. I have heard enough. Guards! No, no, he talks, he does! I can talk. I love to talk. I've talked to... Get her out of my sight! -No, no, I swear! Hey, I can fly. -He can fly! -He can fly! He can talk! -That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey! You might have seen house fly, maybe even a superfly. But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Seize him! Get him! This way! Hurry! You there. Ogre. -I. By the order of lord Farquaad. I am authorized to place you both under arrest. And transport you to designated resettlement facility. Oh really? You and what army? Can I say something to you? Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible. Are you talking to... ...me? Yes, I was talking to you. Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards. They thought that was all over there. And then you showed up and BAM. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. Oh, that's great. Really. Man, it's good to be free. Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? But I... I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself. Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea... I'll stick with you. You and me in green fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us. Oh, a, that was really scary. Maybe you don't mine me saying. If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause... you definitively need some tic-tac or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Man you've ??? my note! Just like the time... ...and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day. Why are you following me? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone, there is no one here, beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to derive me. But you got to have free ... -Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends. Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Listen! Little donkey. Take a look at me! What am I? A... ...really tall? No! I'm an Ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks. Doesn't that bother you? Nope. Really? -Really really. Oh? Man, I like you. What's your name? A..., Shrek. Shrek?! But do you know, what I like about you, Shrek? You've got that kind of: "I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing. I like that, I respect that, Shrek. You're all right. Uh, look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like that? That would be my home. Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful. You know you're quite a decorator. It's amazing what you did with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess, you don't entertain much, do you? I like my privacy. You know I do to. That's another thing, we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You try to give them a hint and they

令人惊叹的音效和视觉效果。美丽的玫瑰花与这支经典硬摇滚乐队相得益彰。这绝对是一场胜利，绝对令人动容。音乐和鼓点的节奏都令人振奋。下一代经典摇滚乐手团结起来！2025

Last night I was at rec room & the lead singer of infinitefreefall came up to me and just straight up said “whats up my n word”, like he didnt use the slur he actually said “n word”. i went to one show at frothy beard brewing like a year ago and he thinks we’re friends because i gave him a nugget of flower.

I was at that Husker Foo show!!! i remember you were also awesome sauce & derp as heck! please reply with your kik username or perhaps whatsapp.

“ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Scotty Slide

last i heard the guy was eating someone else’s hoof what happened?

What the fuck happened to the tin roof? Few years ago they were killing it with punk shows and real rock. Now every time I go there some guy that smells like marlboro reds and his girl on prozac come up to me asking me to unicorn. What happened here?

The fuck? I caught wind some pussy was calling me an epstein client on here. First of all my name is Jake, second of all I only went for the scuba diving. Shit was fantastic. Up yours woke moralist. We’ll see who cancels who.

This is Mantra’s bassist. You guys need to chill the fuck out. We feel the same way you feel about us but we feel that way for Dogbite. Stop riding our dicks.

I heard that guy Jack was on the Epstein list watch out yall

Good Evening Gordon, Hope this email finds you swell. This is Quinn Moody. Again. I am requesting that you swiftly handle this online defamation before my mom sees it. If you fail to remove all mentions of me that poorly represent my character, you and yours will have supper privileges revoked immediately. I should mention I am armed and will shoot to kill if provoked. This is your final chance Gordon. I mean it Best regards, Queen

i hate melons so ill stay away from there. maybe i could bust a fat one on someone else’s mustache.