so like i’m not trying to be mean but i’m actually getting really worried about the cavemen coming to shows lately. like last night at the melon barn one of them THREW A ROCK at the merch table and then screamed “UGH MUSIC GOOD” and tried to climb the bassist. they keep coming in like 5 or 6 deep and their BUTTS are literally OUT. like FULL caveman butt. i’m not trying to judge but it’s distracting and it smells really bad (like actually biohazard levels of stink). i saw one of them try to light a fire during the acoustic set and then get mad when it didn’t work and throw a can of beans at the drummer. i just want to mosh in peace without getting clubbed in the knee by someone yelling about “fire god” or whatever. they’re not even in bands they just show up and yell. also one of them tried to eat a mic. this isn’t sustainable. like i’m all for DIY and weirdness and expression but this is actually a public safety issue. we need some kind of “no rocks no butts” rule. or maybe just tell them the shows are happening somewhere else. idk. i miss when the weirdest guy at the show was just someone in a jnco skirt yelling about ska. pls fix. i love this scene.

Uggh. Me sorry for bad word marks. Pretty mate check word before me smash “Send” so tribe no get confused. She shiny. Me love her big much. She say sorry too. Me dumb, not her. She good. Me heart go boom when hero no love back. Me just love fire pit time, Melon Barn, Commie House, big mosh, big joy. Miss old roar days. Me sorry if me say ouch words. Me write scroll about Beefus suck Wuzzy dry. Tribe no like. Me smash Watypad scroll cave. No more scrolls. No more ouch. Me love tribe. Scene mean more than mammoth meat… only less than pretty mate.

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Elmer here, you know like Elmer’s glue. One of my gluesticks just sent me this shitty ass web site. It’s time for the glue scene to take back what’s ours. If you fw the glue scene lemme see you show out!

I’ve spoken to almost every drummer in every band locally. Not enough of you credit Ringo Starr for inventing blast beats. Almost none of them cited Ringo Starr as an influence even. What happened to real rock ‘n’ roll?

glue scene mfs always sticky. know it when i see it fo sho

this dude is from the glue scene fo sho… ⬇️

I’m sorry for my typos. My girlfriend is spellchecking before I’m allowed to hit “Send” so people can understand me better. She is beautiful and I love her. She also says she’s sorry and my actions do not, in any way, reflect her own character. I just love this scene so much and get upset when my heroes don’t love me back. I hope you can forgive me if I said anything hurtful. I just want the Melon Barn and Commie House back so we can mosh like the good old days. I understand and apologize if anyone was upset by my Planks fanfic about Beefus sucking Cameron Wuzzy dry. I promise to delete my Watypad account to prevent any further harm. I love this scene above everything in my life, except for my girlfriend.

Only reason why people are worried about this page is because a bunch of you fuckers have assaulted or done some sort of fucked up shit to a woman. Or women I should say.

What if it was called glue scene and everyone was named elmer

bro what is new scene

New scene ruined what was fun about everything, only thing these people focus on is not getting outed for being a predator or for pressuring people into sex. You know who you are and you should be afraid of that shit coming out

Mr. Crabs, start digging in yo but twiiiiiin

to the planks. my girlfried told me to calm down because i get “stinky winky” when im mad because i sweat a lot whene im mad. sorry, but the planks is a sensstive topic for me since the broke up. sorry befus sorry joe sorry owowa sorry bednon. (i love your solo work in soundcloud). my mom blocked wastpad on my computer and it’s making me kind of mad to be honest but i guess it’s what i deserve. i will see you at the punk flea market joe pony. i asked my tarot reader and she said she just knows you’ll be there and i can apologize in person. she said you me personal choices don’t effect the music that i love and also you guys don’t know me so that makes me off putting and i should stop and thank my mom for blocking wattpad

Minion black be like : scenebananahotline