Good Evening Gordon, Hope this email finds you swell. This is Quinn Moody. Again. I am requesting that you swiftly handle this online defamation before my mom sees it. If you fail to remove all mentions of me that poorly represent my character, you and yours will have supper privileges revoked immediately. I should mention I am armed and will shoot to kill if provoked. This is your final chance Gordon. I mean it Best regards, Queen

i hate melons so ill stay away from there. maybe i could bust a fat one on someone else’s mustache.

hEy. is anyone here a 5 foot something goth alt chick or perchance a girl with dreads that can like smoke weed with me or listen to some grateful dead and smoke weed or maybe like watch fear and loathing in las vegas and smoke weed or like something chill like that? i dont necessarily have age limits but i’m a 40 year old high school math teacher. i smoke with some students in the bath room but like on chill stuff. my students call me the “grateful dad” because im like a dad to them but ive never had kids on my own. please procreate with me and maybe smoke weed and like listen to blink 182

queen moony lives under the molen barn and WILL grab feet when unsupervised. again, i cannot stress this enough? do not let them talk to you, do not look her in her eyes. he will jerk a fat one when you’re not looking. #staysafe

I would love to go out to more shows!! But i can’t hear shit!!!! Stuckey Sound and Sean Kerr need to do better. Their shows sound as bad as their posters look! My neice is 7 years and and doing better “graphic design” than a 50 year old that has money for radio advertising.

is that queen moddy the person that touched me while i was on ecstacy at the pride palace ? they have a moustache thats really stupid and twirly?

drank 11 beers here's one night. i got so fucked up that i'm not gonna lie brennon jolly looked sexy to me that night. bathroom all fucked up tho, can we fix the handle or are we stupid? good venue over all. the loony been

The trillest homies in da hood. Thanks fo keepin’ it real playaz.

why is your vibe like that? i Know you are up to something. and nothing at the same time

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FCUL YOU YOU ARE NOT YELYAH WILLIAMS. YOU NEVER WILL BE. YOU ARE FAKE AND IVE SEEN YOU FILM AN INSTAGRAM BOOMERANG IRL. EAT THESE! Drummer is poop for REAL. Embarrassing. Guitar player? I will shave you in your sleep and if i was God I would not let you play music or experience cats ever again. Don’t you EVER look me in my eyes again. You hear me, kid? I mean it. you All can go jack yourselves off in the company of Fox and sweep spin.

like ok so the citadel supposedly is going out. FUREVER. imagine if they did like a skate park inside and had dudes like ripping shit up all the time and like dudes on thr guitar playing guitar like all the time just shredding itd be so friggin epic sauce to do that and like so punk and so cool and i like beat my son up when he was 3 months old so i really like need a fresh start and im only 19 so like where can i find a place like this until the citadel becomes that place because im a really good person and shred on 9 string guitar

you are real and awesome. you exude exquisite levels of derp while maintaining maximum realness and sauce. from the bottom of my , you rock. seriously.

SHIT. FUCK. I MISSED FATHERS FEST!!! I WANTED TO bone THAT SHRIMPY GUY FROM MONTRUH. SHIT

Yo this is Brad bayou, booked frequency fest now I’m glad bayou, new flannel shirt call that plaid bayou, no blunts to smoke now I’m sad bayou, get that cap and gown call me grad bayou, if I’m not faded then I’m mad bayou, need a lil pussy just a tad bayou, in a couple years granddad bayou, flying out to historical Russia the battle of stalingrad bayou

saw flip turn out here. was hard. so hard.